You Need a Mirror

Remember this Kiely Williams chick from 3LW and Cheetah Girls? Here she is walking the red carpet at US Weekly "Hot Hollywood" Party.....lookin a hot mess. Wow, girl. You need a stylist. I really have nothing further to say.

Try Again. Nevermind. Just Sit Down.

I don't understand this girl at all. I also don't understand her management team nor her stylist. What is going on here exactly? Are you on a safari? Are you delivering UPS packages? What's up the scarf on the side? And the cleavage?

And what's up with your new music? Actually, I don't care anything about this girl. No offense to her, but her career, or lack there of, is over. Also, if you thought that King Magazine spread was going to revive your career, you were sadly mistaken. Sit down, boo boo. You're done.

Also, I really hope this "Teairra Mari" wasn't supposed to be the next "Teena Marie." If some A&R exec thought that, they need to be fired.

Might as Well

I thought I should at least illustrate my point....


Half that stuff doesn't even match...and then for my personal favorite:

What was she thinking? Black and white checkered hoochie dress with canvas/leopard heels? She looks a mess.
Ladies remember: Just because you throw on a fabulous pair of heels on, doesn't mean that's going to necessarily save your tacky and classless outfit.

Justice & Johnny

So I know a lot of people have been talking about how much weight Janet gains when she's not touring. I don't really care, she looks aight to me. BUT she is looking a hot mess right here.
(1) Don't get caught at the burrito joint. Have an assistant handle that.
(2) It's okay to represent your man. But don't do it with a faded So So Def sweatshirt. That's an item of apparel that should only be worn in the house.
(3) Uni-sex sweat pants aren't a great look for females.
(4) Why you look tired? You ain't been doin nothin!
(5) Why are you getting tacos with JOHNNY GILL????!!!!! (a lot of blogs missed him in the background...I'm so observant!)

What's Wrong With You?

I was checking out B. Scott and found this pic....
Christina Milian looks a mess. Why would you dye your hair blond like that? Did your hair stylist not warn you that it might not be a good look for you? She's had it blond before, but not like this. This is completely horrid. And then to have that red lip stick and tacky sun glasses and outfit? I'm so confused. She looks like a clown. I guess that's what happens when you spend time with The-Dream. First Nivea, now you.

I Take It Back

I previously stated that Buzzcut Blondie/Amber Rose was a "bad bish."
I TAKE IT BACK

Trailer Park Coochie Cutters √
Too Tiny Sports Bra √
Cancer Stick/Cigarette √
Pigeon Toed Hoe Stroll √

I guess you can take the girl out the strip club, but not the strip club out the girl......

Amber Rose: TRY AGAIN!
Those are some nice shoes though :)