Somebody Needs Platform Shoes...

LOL! I knew Jermaine Dupri was short....but umm wow. He's standing on a couch and is only a few inches taller than Keri Hilson. Hilarious! And his head looks unusually large in this pic. His head is definitely abnormal.

This pic was taken at her Atlanta album release party. Word is she wanted to be a diva and arrived at her own party around midnight. Some nerve she got..... I'd put up more pics but honestly, there aren't too many other celebrities who showed up unless you wanted to count Lil' Scrappy and Princess (or is it Diamond?)

I guess this is upgrade from her CD signing at none other than Wet Seal clothing store. At first I thought it was a joke but she was def up there signing her CDs.
a) who buys CDs?
b) Wet Seal? how lame. at least hop skip down to Forever 21!
c) Like Brian's YouTube video: YOU AIN'T NEVA GONNA BE BEYONCE B***H!